rhetorical question. “turn up” is the act of getting drunk and high and being reckless so “turn down” would mean sobering up. turn down for what is really saying i am fucked up and will continue to be all night no matter what. the only appropriate answer to this question would be “nothing”
Johnny: turn down for what ?!
Ben: The cops and my dad.
Johnny: You’re a pussy! TURN DOWN FOR NOTHING
  • a: so, before I sign off, this.
  • a: i have new neighbors. they have a whiny poodle. and a bird that makes truck noises. loudly.
  • r: a bird that makes…truck noises?
  • a: the bird
  • a: also
  • a: rings
  • a: like a phone
  • a: that no one can answer
  • r: whuuuut
  • a: ring ring

FFS. This is best of YEAR, not best of today.

  • September 15 at 9: 37pm · San Francisco, CA ·
  • partial transcript of my call with astound just now:
  • kim: "this is like the fifth or tenth time our landline's gone out."
  • astound dude: "i'm really sorry. let me help you out with that."
  • kim: "help me out with that? it's not blue balls, dude. just fix it."
  • astound dude: (choking sound) "let me just--"
  • kim: "it's 9 o'clock at night and i just got home. i'm starving."
  • astound dude: "ma'am--"
  • kim: "GET BACK IN BED OR I'LL EAT YOUR FACE!"
  • kim: "sorry, i didn't mean you. your face. should i go to the garage and do that thing to the modem you always have me do?"
  • astound dude: "well, ma'am, if you wouldn't--"
  • kim: "i'm so fuckin' hungry."
  • astound dude: [silence]
  • kim: "every time i call you guys, it's like you've been smoking bowls or something. you lie, but you kind of believe the lies."
  • astound dude: (squeaking) "i'm here with a lot of people…my manager…"
  • kim: "i'm sure you're waiting till we're off to smoke the bowl then." (maniacal laughter) "do you mind if i eat while we talk?"
  • astound dude: "no?"
  • kim: "shut up. that's disgusting. i need you to make the landline work. like, for 911 calls so my kids can report me to CPS when i leave them alone to go to yoga."
  • astound dude: "911, yeah, that's important."
  • kim: "are you high? you sound high."
  • astound dude: "nooooo--"
  • kim: "i want to be prorated for all the outage days."
  • astound guy: "of course, ma'am. let's see...since your monthly bill is $21, it's about 3 cents per--"
  • kim: "it's the principle of it. you probably get that, even though you've got ganja coming out of your goddamn--"
  • astound guy: "you're online!!!!"
  • kim: "great. par-tay. no, really, thanks. that's great. actually, i'm psyched, because i'm a phone sex worker and the continued outages are a problem. i don't really care about 911."
  • astound guy: (nervous laughter) "ma'am?"
  • kim: "ma'am? what the fuck, MA'AM?! i should put on the thigh-high rubber boots. you should be paying me for this. where's my fucking wine?"
  • astound guy: "do you need anything else today?"
  • kim: "wine."
  • astound guy: (silence)
  • kim: "bye."
beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

  • a: happy birthday on Friday!
  • a: what would you like to do?
  • L: oh, I'm going to take the day off, i think
  • L: i spent my last birthday setting up stuff for dad at the funeral home
  • i think maybe i should spend my birthday doing things that remind me time is passing. we are mortal.
  • L: maybe oral surgery?

Production DesignBeyond the Black Rainbow (2010)

There were many films that inspired the look of the film. […] a certain few come to mind: Phantasm, Electroma, Suspiria, THX 1138, Dark Star, etc. - cinematographer Norm Li; P.D. by Bob Bottieri

Reblogged from cyclical
  • charlie: but now i have to install windows
  • charlie: which is a trip down memory lane
  • charlie: i think i’m gonna buy it
  • charlie: the whole wading through tentacle porn for an hour trying ot find a working cracked russian copy…
  • charlie: it’s a young man’s game.
  • charlie: i’m just gonna go to the store and buy windows 8.
  • charlie: i did it.
  • charlie: and it felt good
  • charlie: i’m now live tweeting the installation
  • sarah: did it put hair on your chest
  • charlie: i have to name my computer
  • charlie: it recommneds “livingroom-pc"
  • aimee: name it hair
  • sarah: lol
  • sarah: haarz
  • sarah: hair is such a gross word
  • sarah: hahaha
  • aimee: name it balding. balding-pc
  • charlie: you know
  • charlie: i think i’m just gonna keep “livingroom-pc"

uh, World, hate to break it to you: AA meetings are not much like TV. 

the1janitor:

Two separate eyewitness accounts, telling the exact same story.

(x) and (x)